10 Worst Types Of Drunks

I know at least 4 of these types, and I've been told I'm one of them. #9 I think ... hi-five!

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10. MRS. "I WILL BE CRYING BY THE END OF THE NIGHT" Itâ..s the end of the evening and everyone in the group you came with have all decided to look at your phones, try to find a cab, or pay your bill, for a total of about twenty two seconds. Unfortunately this is twenty two seconds you could have spent paying full attention to this girl. This causes this girls self esteem levels to fall dangerously low, and they can only be raised by the insertion of a random manâ..s penis inside her vagina, or by getting as many of her friends to pay attention to her as possible.

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