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  Bus Slogan Generator

Why let all the atheists have the fun. Make your own slogan today:

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Bus slogan generator

Some good ideas for Skynet to brainstorm.

Topless Robot - 10 Helpful Suggestions for Killing John Connor

8) Stop Sending Such Fragile Terminators

In the Sarah Connor Chronicles, the Terminators are about as easy to kill as your average body-builder on PCP -- difficult, but hardly impossible. Wow, that's a heck of a killing machine there, Skynet. In the first Terminator movie, the T-800 could take hundred of rounds of bullets, car crashes, pipe bombs, the explosion of an entire gasoline tanker, and still keep going, eventually needing an industrial-strength machine press to finally take it out. In the Sarah Connor Chronicles, apparently a falling elevator can take one out. Or a few of gunshots to the head. Or popping open it's head with a screwdriver and taking out the chip after giving the terminator a shock...

  WTF Blanket

Makes the family look like backwards cultists.

YouTube - The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

  Wrath of Khan, the opera

I can say without hyperbole that this is the most awesomest thing ever.

YouTube - Star Trek Opera

  Billy Mays kaboom!

Oh no, someone ate spaghetti in the shower again!

YouTube - Billy Mays kaboom! dub

For those who love everything about pr0n, except the sex. The latest from James Gunn.

  Middle Ages Tech Support

I swear I took a call like this once.

YouTube - Medieval helpdesk with English subtitles

  Sharkraptor beans

I hope the store has this. I'm going to by a friggin case.

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Dinosaur v. Shark

While brief, this list actually clears a few things up. Apparently solo sex doesn't get you into the club.

Quick Guide to Joining the Mile High Club : COED Magazine

1) Be sure you are on a plane.

This is essential. Without a plane you wont be able to fly. No flying, no mile high club.

It's true. Harrison Ford improvised most of his lines. In Air Force One, he was supposed to say "Yippie-Kai-Yay motherfucker" when he kicked the terrorist off his goddam plane.

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xkcd - A Webcomic - Improvised

These are excellent. And they use quotes from the gonzo himself.

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Hunter S. Thompson Motivational Posters | Sloshspot Blog

  10 Worst Types Of Drunks

I know at least 4 of these types, and I've been told I'm one of them. #9 I think ... hi-five!

The 10 Worst Types Of Drunks | www.holytaco.com

10. MRS. "I WILL BE CRYING BY THE END OF THE NIGHT" Itâ..s the end of the evening and everyone in the group you came with have all decided to look at your phones, try to find a cab, or pay your bill, for a total of about twenty two seconds. Unfortunately this is twenty two seconds you could have spent paying full attention to this girl. This causes this girls self esteem levels to fall dangerously low, and they can only be raised by the insertion of a random manâ..s penis inside her vagina, or by getting as many of her friends to pay attention to her as possible.

  Modern Hobo Code

For modern hobos.

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Modern Hobo Code

  How to Sleep In Your Car

A short but funny list on how to treat your car like a cheap hotel.

How to Sleep In Your Car : COED Magazine

2. Put a bible in your glove compartment.

  Santa Vs. God

I'm wondering now if Santa is God...

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Santa vs God - Unreasonable Faith

  Darths and Droids

An online comic that asks "What if 'Star Wars, Epidsode 1' was a role playing game, and the main characters were sarcastic players, and the GM wasn't properly prepared, and Jar Jar and all the Gungan stuff is invented on the spot by one of the gamer's kid sister?" A good question, with some hilarious and unexpected results.

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Darths & Droids

  Brokeback Mashups

Some awesome mashups of Brokeback Mountain and other manly movies. This one is my favourite, mostly because I think it could actually be made into a film. In fact, watch the next Star Trek film very carefully.

Uncoached - 10 of the Best Brokeback Mountain Movie Trailer Mashups |

  Harper's Last Days

Another funny remix of "Downfall (Der Untergang)". This time, it's Stephen Harper.

YouTube - The Harper Dictatorship

From the guys who brought you MST3K. All new fun with terrrible movies. Kind of makes you want to believe in X-mas again. Well, not really.

YouTube - Cinematic Titanic - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

  Kitty likes it rough

Nothing like a little spanking to get one riled up.

YouTube - spanking the cat 2

I've always figured Kobe Bryant was a great player holy shit!

Kobe Bryant Scores 25 In Holy Shit We Elected A Black President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Lakers shooting guard Kobe Bryant had a typically solid performance from the field last night, scoring 25 points to propel his team to a holy shit, it's hard to believe these words are even gracing this page, but on Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2008, the American people elected a black man to the office of the President of the United States.

Words really can't describe howâ.¦or what, orâ.¦. Wow.

Bryant, who got off to a slow start early, but managed to find his touch late in the third, incredible. A black president for a nation whose entire history has been haunted by the specter of slavery and plagued by racism since before its inception. That this happened in our lifetime is remarkable; that it happened within 50 years of a time when segregation was still considered an acceptable institution is astonishing. Absolutely astonishing. This is an achievement on par with the moon landing.


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