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Yes, it's a great headline, but not what you might think.

Actually SFW.

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Great tits cope well with warming

Researchers found that great tits are laying eggs earlier in the spring than they used to, keeping step with the earlier emergence of caterpillars.

Writing in the journal Science, they point out that the same birds in the Netherlands have not managed to adjust.

Poking fun at the raid in Texas on the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Seven Reasons Why Iâ..m Becoming a Polygamistâ..s Wife

3. Nightly Orgies Iâ..m always down for some sexy-time. In the FLDS, I can get it on with multiple people at the same time. Iâ always wanted to participate in an orgyâ..screw just a three-way, Iâ..ll be having a ninety-nine way. There will be so many unique orifices for me to stimulate and be stimulated in. True, Iâ..ll have to wait my turn, but after a certain age, it will be a good thing. Married people are always bitching about having to beat cheeks with their husbands anyways. After a certain point, I just wonâ..t have to anymore; my husband will trade me in for a younger version. Then, Iâ..ll be able to fulfill my lesbian fantasies with my co-wives.

... a lot like Wilford Brimley. If we could only get some eating Quaker oats.


5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley | Gato Island


You know them -- they ruin your pictures. Maybe they put bunny ears up behind your head, or maybe something much, much worse.


List Of The Day: Photobombers Of The Day

Oh my god, was this real? It looks awesome! I came across it looking for pictures of Torgo on Google images. OK, I was doing a blog project, and needed a picture of Torgo. Nothing weird or anything.



  Going for a smork

Enjoying a few more of the "lost in translation" pics.


Lost In Translation - English Gone Wrong : DivineCaroline

Excellent news. VillainSource is new and improved. Take that, Mr. Bond.

VillainSource -- formerly VillainSupply

Helpful Tip: Keep your secret lair a SECRET.

A Secret Lair isn't so secret with a couple of hundred ex-construction workers wandering the globe, blabbing to bar patrons about the secret shark trap you built into your underwater grotto. That's why it's vital to mind Helpful Tip #12:


Aha. See, this is an April Fool's joke. Below are some of my favourites:

Top 10 Creationist Discoveries of All Time | Wired Science from

10. T. rex ate coconuts According to experts at the Creation Museum, our favorite predatory dinosaur would have fit right in at Whole Foods.

7. NASCAR is the official sport of the spiritually enlightened
Some forms of entertainment were meant for the pure of heart.

5. Liberals are evil
Even though most of the truly bizarre sex scandals have involved republicans, and democrats prefer to have affairs with women of legal age, left-wing politicians are morally more morally bankrupt than their conservative counterparts.


(sigh) It's getting so hard to determine what's real and what's not on the Interwebs. Having it be April Fool's Day doesn't help it any.

So, introducing Meatwater. Apparently it's meat-infused H2O, and is dubbed a "high efficiency survival beverage. Comes in Beef Jerky, Cheese Burger, Fish'n Chips, Peking Duck, Tandoori Chicken, and other flavours.

Welcome | Meatwater

Awesome "Hinterland Who's Who" spoof. You really need to have seend these when you were young to fully appreciate them.

YouTube - Spiders On Drugs

Heh. I love angry people. Especially when they're funny about it.

How to Lose Money with Your Website

Do you really want to monetize your website/blog with a bunch of ads and crap that will automatically induce the few wayward assholes who stumble upon it by accident to think itâ..s a tacky pile of dogshit and click away before at least giving your content a chance not to completely suck?

If you don't believe doing so is lame, uncool or obnoxious, then chances are your site is already plenty lame, uncool and obnoxious anyway, so what the fuck.

... and got fat and freaky. I bet if you took away their plastic surgeons, personal trainers, money, and media coverage, they'd all look like this.


If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma |

St. Patrick's Day is coming up. Better learn all you can about booze, cause there's going to be a test.

Topless Robot - The 10 Greatest Things Booze Is Responsible For

7) The Work of Ernest Hemingway


Ernest Hemingway drank more in one night than some people down in a lifetime. He drank in-between hunting wild game, running with the bulls, and churning out some of the finest literature of the 20th century, in which the characters also drink, heavily and constantly. No sober man would have done what Hemingway did, and no one else could have written such prose without having experience life so...boozily. Also, like other great drunkards, Ernest Hemingway has a drink named for him: Cuba's famous El Floridita makes the "Papa Doble," which is a extra-rum-soaked double frozen daiquiri.

Now you too can be hateful and intolerant against a wide variety of groups.


Leader Global Operations - Leader Universal Generic Personalized Religious Hate Mail

Who has time to compose and send hate mail anymore? Now with the magic of HTML forms, the Leader will compose a symphony of malice and vitriol for you.

I have a newfound respect for Carl. No wonder his books are so funny.

Our reputation for flakiness is at stake - 02/17/2008 -

In a move that could endanger Florida's flaky backwater reputation, the state Board of Education is poised to endorse the teaching of evolution as a science.

This is a dangerous idea -- not the presentation of Darwinism in schools, but the presentation of Florida as a place of progressive scientific thought.

Over the years the Legislature has worked tirelessly to keep our kids academically stuck in the mid-1950s. This has been achieved by overcrowding their classrooms, underpaying their teachers and letting their school buildings fall apart.

Florida's plucky refusal to embrace 21st century education is one reason that prestigious tech industries have avoided the state, allowing so many of our high-school graduates (and those who come close) to launch prosperous careers in the fast-food, bartending and service sectors of the economy.


Awesome. Click here and break a commandment. Or something.


JEEEBUS - that's with three E's

The image - the "graven image" if you like - on the right is a statue, affectionately known by many Cincinnati/Dayton locals as "MC 62ft Jesus", by others as "Touchdown Jesus", (and by comedian Heywood Banks as the "Butter Jesus")

Located in front of the Solid Rock Church - on the east side of I-75 near the Monroe exit in Southern Ohio - it has become an modern day icon for many.

For us folks at jeeebus it has become both a thing of beauty and a target of some ridicule.

  How to eat sushi

I'm having sushi for lunch today. Good to know these tips ... I started becoming skeptical at 2:28 where they explain what "Toro" was, and then even more so at 3:26, where they sterilize the "footwear", and then I was full-on laughing by 3:42: "This is 'gari' -- Nobody knows what it's made from."

YouTube - How to eat at a Sushi Bar

Ah, just in time for Valentine's Day.


ThinkGeek :: Despair, Inc. Bittersweets

These will go well with the Non-Breeder shirt:


  Fritolaysia vs. Snakistan

Damn, this article's making me hungry.

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Relations between the two countries grew stale in 1994, when Fritolaysian rufflelutionaries crossed zestablished borders and forced Snakistan to dispatch cheesekeeping forces. The late-night SALTY talks held at Snakistan's Kuler Ranch, however, cooled the spicy conflict with the signing of the historic Buttermilk Compromise, which established bilateral chiplomacy and regulated trade flows by setting the international Rold Gold standard of currency.

Yes, it's a shame when people use movies to push their faiths on other people.

Shortpacked! -- Webcomic about action figure collecting by David Willis


  Faith Fighter

Fun Flash fighting featuring faith father figures ... from Pharyngula.


Faith Fighter | Molleindustria

Faith Fighter is the ultimate fighting game for these dark times. Choose your belief and kick the shit out of your enemies. Give vent to your intolerance! Religious hate has never been so much fun.

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