Recent Entries in Humour

Cute story about one man's adventures while smoking pot.

YouTube - "The Times I Have Smoked Pot" Tales Of Mere Existence

Han's a proper badass in this one. Luke's a whiny, incompetant brat.

YouTube - Snub Fighter (Star Wars Re-edit)

  The Neo Lebowski

Morpheus patiently explains The Matrix to The Dude.

YouTube - neo lebowski

  Full Metal Disney

You know, that new Kubrick/Disney film? Hey, he worked with Spielberg. Why not?

YouTube - Full Metal Disney

Or something to that extent.

YouTube - Scott Pilgrim: The Last Airbender

I'm sending him an angry email right now! (No I'm not)

The Escapist : Video Galleries : Zero Punctuation : Transformers: War for Cybertron

  How Canadians drink beer

This is absolutely true. We all do this.

YouTube - newfie drinkin

  Californians On Canada

I don't know about you, but having Tim Horton as Prime Minister would be awesome.

YouTube - California On Canada

P. Z. Myers blogs about his experience during an angiogram, while on drugs at the time.

Then someone else appeared on my right side and shaved my pubic hair. Not everything -- he left me a short wide rectangular patch for a landing strip that looked like Hitler's mustache...and then I noticed that Hitler had a very large nose and two big pink hairy eyeballs, and that kept me amused for about 10 minutes. I think that was my last lucid thought. (Well, it seemed lucid at the time.)

The Jawas came in. They might have been doctors, but they were all covered in robes and hoods and speaking animatedly in some language that wasn't Englisth -- it was very buzzy and abrupt. They didn't talk to me anyway, but sometimes told Phil things that he would translate for me. They descended on my right thigh and proceeded to build an airlock so they could crawl inside and party on my left ventricle. I tried to tell them that the Left Ventricle was not some trendy nightclub -- it's just a storage unit where I keep my Jesus-shaped hole -- but I think what came out of my mouth was a kind of mumbly moan in Ewok, and everone knows Jawas don't understand Ewok.

A fistful of stents : Pharyngula

Suddenly the Matrix just got cool again.


A cute slideshow during the Prop 8 protests.

My favourite: "Jesus had two dads and he turned out fine."

YouTube - Gay protest signs (funny)

  I'm Voting Tea Party

Nuts to those Canadian socialists!


I'm Voting Tea Party brand t-shirts by Jeremy Kalgreen

  The Art of Seduction

Another overdub. Awkward.

YouTube - Turbo Lift - DJO

Is it just me, or does he always talk like this?

YouTube - O'Reilly

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