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  Hot Cosplayers

Slow day today at Zuckervati world-domination HQ. Here's some early Halloween ideas.

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(yeah, I don't know what she's doing in the back of a minivan)

hot cosplay girls | TheChive

  Funny, Sexy T-Shirts

If you need something fun to look at today, this is it.

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Sexy T-shirts | TheChive

More Sexy T-shirts | TheChive

These are pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean scary.

In 2002, an Israeli businessman was sent to a resort called Eilat for four days where presumably his company expected him to relax a bit, learn a few new tricks to apply back at the office and not try to pork his own daughter. Very likely that was in some manner of memo regarding what was acceptable behavior during his time away, wedged between "no gambling" and "no filling your ass with firecrackers."

Unable to control his insatiable need to bone, the man ordered a call girl on his first night there. Sure enough, the woman that was sent to his room just happened to be his little girl.

6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True) | Cracked.com

  Explosions and Boobs

It's why we're on the Internet.

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http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/

  PG PORN: High Poon

Looks like there's goin' to be a shootout.

  Songs for sex

Always neat to see someone's list of sexy music.

YesButNoButYes: Top Ten Songs to Have Sex To

3. Symphony No 7 in A Major Op. 92: II. Allegretto, Beethoven

My personal favorite of all of Beethoven's works, the second movement of his seventh symphony is outstanding in its complexity. Dark, lavish, and profound ... this covers every single emotion possible. It may not be the cheeriest piece to put on while you're getting it on, but it'll make you seem sophisticated. And if you can time your movements to the changing tempos and dynamics of the song, you'll definitely be in for a wild night.

When to Use It: If you're lucky enough to be with a cougar, they'll appreciate your sophistication. Try it with them. Or, you know, if you're with a classy chick/dude.

Note: Seriously, this thing gets very loud and very quite. Listen to the song before hand so you aren't caught off guard by a rapid crescendo. We wouldn't want you to suffer and ill-timed "mishaps".

  Valentine's Day Cards

Funny and/or serious ones, just for that special occasion.

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Awkward Valentines : Because Romance is SO Last Year

  Record for biggest boobs

Sheyla Hershey just broke the record for biggest breast implants. Yikes!

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TEXAS WOMAN BREAKS BREAST IMPLANT RECORD - New York Post

The 28-year-old, a Texas housewive, has had nine operations to get her up to this size.

She traveled to Brazil to get her last procedure which took her from an FFF to a KKK after Texas officials refused to do it, for fear that her breasts could explode.

For those who love everything about pr0n, except the sex. The latest from James Gunn.

  What Do Women Want?

Sounds like interesting research. A psychology prof. at Queenâ..s University, Kingston shows porn to men and women and guages their reactions to find out what they like.

Except, this is no ordinary porn...

Meredith Chivers is a creator of bonobo pornography.

I hear this is illegal in Georgia.

What Do Women Want? - Discovering What Ignites Female Desire - NYTimes.com

â..I feel like a pioneer at the edge of a giant forest,â. Chivers said, describing her ambition to understand the workings of womenâ..s arousal and desire. â..Thereâ..s a path leading in, but it isnâ..t much.â. She sees herself, she explained, as part of an emerging â..critical massâ. of female sexologists starting to make their way into those woods. These researchers and clinicians are consumed by the sexual problem Sigmund Freud posed to one of his female disciples almost a century ago: â..The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is, What does a woman want?â.

While brief, this list actually clears a few things up. Apparently solo sex doesn't get you into the club.

Quick Guide to Joining the Mile High Club : COED Magazine

1) Be sure you are on a plane.

This is essential. Without a plane you wont be able to fly. No flying, no mile high club.

  Sexy CSS Tips

  Bettie Page, 85

We loved you, Bettie, even if we didn't know you were still alive.

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Pinup queen Bettie Page dies at 85 - Los Angeles Times

Bettie Page, the brunet pinup queen with a shoulder-length pageboy hairdo and kitschy bangs whose saucy photos helped usher in the sexual revolution of the 1960s, has died. She was 85.

Page, whose later life was marked by depression, violent mood swings and several years in a state mental institution, died Thursday night at Kindred Hospital in Los Angeles, where she had been on life support since suffering a heart attack Dec. 2, according to her agent, Mark Roesler.

  Brokeback Mashups

Some awesome mashups of Brokeback Mountain and other manly movies. This one is my favourite, mostly because I think it could actually be made into a film. In fact, watch the next Star Trek film very carefully.

Uncoached - 10 of the Best Brokeback Mountain Movie Trailer Mashups |

I think when you say "that's gonna cost you fifty", you tip the scales towards prostitution.

Broadsheet - Salon.com

It's a story as old as, well, the oldest profession. Beech skirts around that stigmatized word, using euphemisms like "sugar daddy" and "benefactor," until acknowledging that outsiders might see her business arrangement as "the distant cousin of -- dare I say it? -- prostitution." How distant is it, though? We -- or rather, those who like to moralize about such things -- make a classist distinction between high-class call girls and streetwalkers. The difference: Purchased sex that is more expensive, and purchased sex that is less expensive. Which is to say: What, exactly, is the significant difference? Is it suddenly not prostitution if a john takes an escort out to dinner before having sex with her? No, of course not. So, why would it not be prostitution if he establishes an ongoing business relationship with her, in which he pays for her sexual companionship?

As Hanna Rosin points out in XX Factor, this particular "sugar daddy" arrangement is not all that far from those of many self-described prostitutes: "The Internet has made it possible for prostitutes to fly solo and not get burned. They interview potential johns in public places, usually expensive restaurants. They 'date' for a long time -- sometimes months -- before agreeing to pair up. They may even hire a private detective to check the guy out."

  Spotting Fake Boobs

From COED Magazine. I can usually tell. I have what you call boobdar. But there are some good pointers in this article, along with some helpful visual aids.

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COED MagazineBreast Test: How To Tell If She Has Fake Boobs

Motion

Real breasts move. They jiggle and sway and swing. And we love every single second of it. Fake boobs, on the other hand, donâ..t do a damn thing. Unfortunately, you canâ..t tell how a set of knockers knock just by looking at (most) pictures. So this doesnâ..t do you any good there.

But if you can see the lady in question in action, watch for what the breasts do during any quick movements. If sheâ..s kept what her momma gave â..er, then they should heave, change shape and yes, bounce. If they donâ..t, theyâ..re fake. But in the end, boobs are boobs and, fake or not, weâ..re always happy to have a pair around.

  World's Best Derriere

No argument from me on this one, though I wouldn't mind seeing the other entries.

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Yes, there's a video too. Winners were selected from both male and female contestants.

YesButNoButYes: World's Best Derriere Award...

Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, 20, Brazil, and Saiba Bombote, 27, France, were awarded the title "Most Beautiful Bottom in the World", a modelling contract for the next international Sloggi campaign, â.¬15,000 prize money, and insurance for their precious derrieres.

  How to get laid in WOW

So, dudes are chicks, and broadsword = Ferrari = penis extension. OK, got it.

Felicia Day Explains How to Meet Girls In 'World of Warcraft' - Asylum | Men's Lifestyle | Humor, weird news, sex tips, fashion, dating, food and gadgets

So what advice would you give to guy trying to meet a girl in World Of Warcraft?

Well, most of the female avatars in World of Warcraft are actually guys. So if you're a guy looking to meet girls, you need to make sure to put the person you're interested in through that vetting process. And if you're a girl, be prepared to fight guys off with a stick because there's a lot more of them than there are female gamers. You should join a large guild and pair with other people to go on missions. Try and meet people who are on your same level.

Would it matter to you if the guy's a noob?

Yeah, I hate to say that, but if you're a noob you probably won't get a second glance. Just like in real life when a guy drives a Ferrari, it might not be an automatic thumbs up, but it does catch the eye. So if you have the Ferrari of broadswords, yeah.

  Women with Guns

Nothing sexier, iffin you ask me. A megalink of pictures for the female/firearm fetishist.

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COED MagazineHeat-Packinâ.. Honeys


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